What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:18

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
How do you say "have fun" in French?
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What can help me fall asleep at night?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?